The redneck is work, no more vacations!
Well, that's it, the holidays are over. No more barbecues, cold beers galore and games of pétanque with friends. We put away our swimming trunks, put our shirts back on (or PSG T-shirts, depending on your point of view), and get back to work. But don't worry, my friend , I have some solid advice to help you manage this return to work in world champion mode. Because we all know: going back to work after drinking pastis by the sea is not easy!
The motivation of the redneck.
Just because it's back to school doesn't mean you have to put pressure on yourself right away. Let's take it easy, relax, we're not at the aperitif here! The first few days, avoid getting involved in things that are too complicated. Tidy up your desk (or your van if you're on a construction site), check your emails with a coffee in hand , and give yourself time to get back into the swing of things. Don't force it, otherwise, you're guaranteed to burn out.
1. Redneck music and occupations.
Who said that vacations had to end? We extend the atmosphere a little by bringing back memories of our trip. A good summer playlist in your ears , and hey presto, you bring the beach with you to work. And if you have a portable barbecue, now is the time to take it and make yourself a grilled sausage at lunchtime. Keep your spirits up, guys!
3. The redneck and the aperitif
Back to work is the perfect excuse to have a little aperitif with colleagues. There's nothing better to get back into the swing of things than toasting at the end of the day. Everyone brings something, we share a good beer, and that's it! If you bring back your new fun bottle opener that you got as a gift for your birthday (or whatever...), it's time to show off your new find.
Working with a redneck
Working with a redneck guy can be a challenge for his colleagues.
Imagine being hired by a company, coming across a guy who is a bit of an outsider, loudmouth and who everyone avoids a bit so as not to be labeled "friend of the annoying guy". And what's more, his name is Kevin!
Besides, you realize that maybe you're that friend!
If so, don't worry, we love you just the way you are ❤️.
Kevin's job isn't just stacking pallets in the dust on loading docks.
No, work is a passion for him. Kevin is good at two things: work and drinks.
Work yes, but while laughing.
You can imagine that even if he excels with his Manitou in the alleys of the Port of Cherbourg, Kevin, what he likes is a laugh.
And standards and rules, that's not his problem.
That's also why the redneck never got a raise.
So, expect to see him arrive in flip-flops and socks under the pretext that it's too hot to wear safety shoes or come in in a tank top stained with ketchup because he didn't have time to change during his lunch break.
And as a joke, he won't hesitate to show you his latest find on our site labeauftude.fr !
Some tips for getting back to work
1. Plan your next vacation
The best way to get through the recovery is to think about the next escape. Look at the upcoming public holidays, calculate your RTT and start thinking about your next destination.
Well, we know very well that your destination has been the same since 1992, the municipal campsite in your town, but try to imagine!
It gives you a goal and, you know, it's good for your morale. And then, when you're fed up at work, you tell yourself that soon, it'll be back for another round. Would you like the same cool beach towel that the guy had at the beach while you? Take advantage of it to equip yourself for your next departure!
Also think about all those little chicks you saw and didn't have time to approach because you weren't allowed to set foot in the bars near the beach anymore. Tell yourself that, with a bit of luck, they'll have forgotten your face next year! (especially don't cut your mullet ).
2. Redneck play at work and colleagues
And yes, he's still here. He's so motivated to lick the balls (check this link it's the best) of the bosses that he's already doing unpaid overtime. Luckily, we thought of you and we have lotsof fun accessories that you'll be able to use at work to piss him off!
Don't get your knickers in a twist.
No stress, there's no S. As you can imagine, we leave the stress to others. The redneck, the only stress he can have is if there's no more pastis or whisky at lunch break. But don't worry, there's always room in his jacket for a small bottle of sky.
If you want some advice on how to avoid stressing out when you get back to work , we have a little stress-relieving toy that will do you some good between two drinks.
And then, white hair from stress wouldn't look good on a nice mullet , we agree?
Take full advantage of this recovery.
There you have it, with these few tips, the return to work will go smoothly. And then, remember that deep down, working is also an opportunity to meet up with work buddies , to talk about your holiday exploits, and to prepare for the next ones.
Come on, be brave, my friend, the next vacation is never that far away!