The summer of 2024 for the beau
The redneck (beauf in French) generally complains about winter because he cannot express his style perfectly.
Wrapped up in his Schott bomber jacket from the 90s (which he cares about at least as much as his children), we can only see his clothing style. Old-fashioned certainly, but so horrible for a young generation Z.
Z for zero for Jacky the redneck.
So what style should you choose for summer 2024?
Jacky would tell you that the main thing is to look good in your sneakers.
Clearly we would tend to tell you that with global warming (the redneck doesn't care, he drives a 4x4 diesel 3.0) you would be better off in a good pair of fish slippers or even a good pair of personalized Crocs .
The style to adopt for a beau on the beach in 2024
Rest assured, we have a solution to your problem.
We found the perfect style, even if you're not a real Beauf yet.
First of all, the beau doesn't care if he sweats in his clothes, so as for the t-shirt, whether it's black or white, it doesn't matter to him.
What is important to him is the message on it.
We have found for you a t-shirt suitable for all evenings, the national drinking t-shirt.
If it's a little dirty, that's better. Besides, if it smells of barbecue it's the best and who says barbecue, says alcohol.
And for any self-respecting alcoholic, he needs a bottle opener. If you want to (try) to flirt with a little woman or a man, hamster, squirrel, street lamp (...) in the evening while opening them a beer, we have a little gadget for you. The pistol bottle opener. So there, you will seduce her for sure.
Afterwards, in terms of sun, we still wouldn't want you to get sunstroke even if we are aware that you would like to go to the hospital to flirt with the nurses, but they are already tired of finding you torn in the emergency room three times during the week, you understand Kevin?
So to avoid the emergency box, we have THE bucket hat, if you're a smoker this is the cigarette holder bucket hat you need. If you like grass (not lawn), this bob canna will suit you. And if you're not a bob, we have the national drinking cap which will complete the t-shirt...
To complete your outfit, you still need swimming shorts, because clearly if you swim without a swimsuit with a sex instructor cap on your head, it means that you are either in Cap d'Agde or simply that you You're naked in front of families at the beach and the only trick you're going to do, believe me, is a trip to the sobering up cell (less fun as a result).
To do so, we recommend your choice of beach shorts , you have the alcoholic type imitation beer or Ricard, or a rather classy canary version, it's according to your tastes!
You'll be all the rage no matter what.
The details to have the beauf style in all circumstances this summer.
Above all, yes above all, don't forget the details. Details that are important!
First, the haircut, shaved, ok, but you need party sunglasses to look your best. Otherwise it's a direct mullet cut, if you don't have the basics, we at least offer you the mullet cut wig which goes well for evenings...
You should normally have a series of evenings, don't forget the little stupid gadgets that go well to make the gallery laugh.
We have the ultimate gadget that you need to bring back in the evening and that won't take up too much space in the rear trunk of your 97 booster scooter.
The good old game of beer pong! On the beach, a table, a friend's back, in short, they have the beers, you have the game, the evening promises to be epic.
Finally and to finish we suggest you listen to the classics of Beaufs music to be on top this summer.
Come on, go hunt for everything that moves, it's time to take advantage!