Conquering the redneck style 🍺🌴
When summer approaches, the cooler fills up with cheap beers 🍻 and Kevin dreams of getting out his sock-swimming slippers, it's time to take a look at a key piece of any summer wardrobe worthy of the name: the redneck beach shorts .
At La Beaufitude by Jacky , we don't mess around with assumed bad taste. We enhance it. We showcase it. We embrace it. But be careful, not all beach shorts are created equal. Here's the ultimate guide to choosing THE shorts that will make you the star of the campsite, the festival, or the barbecue at Uncle Dédé's. 🍖
The different styles of redneck beach shorts
The "Apéro sans limites" style 🍻
Iconic motifs: beers, caps, foamy mug
Why do we love them? Because these shorts are a hymn to conviviality. You put them on and you can already smell the chipolata sizzling. Imagine Jacky, pot-bellied and tanned at the Ricard, standing on the table yelling Patrick Sébastien. All this in "beer cap" shorts. Isn't that really classy?
What to wear it with:
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"I always drink in moderation" T-shirt (lol, no one believes it)
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Adilette flip-flops or sandals without even being tied
The "Tiki-tourist" style 🌺🦜
Iconic motifs: Parrots, Hawaiian flowers, burning tiki
For those who want to play the "I'm already on vacation in my head" game while at the Palavas campsite. The screeching parrot shorts are an ode to joie de vivre, to shirts open over hairy chests, and to shell bracelets.
Special mention : the "Party in Paradise" model. Just reading it, we know Kevin will be posting Instagram stories on the beach with a grapefruit rosé.
The "Redneck Food" style 🍕🍟
Iconic motifs: Pizza, burger, fries, suggestive banana
When you're hungry, even in your outfit. Because at Stacy's, we don't mess around when it comes to food. Pepperoni pizza shorts are a must-have for any unapologetic junk-style lover. And don't forget the famous "Stop staring at my banana" to create awkwardness the very moment you say hello to your mother-in-law.
In addition:
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Printed furry T-shirt or flamingo Hawaiian shirt
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Mirrored glasses and fluorescent fanny pack
The "Animal Totem" style 🐷🦆🐴
Iconic motifs: Pigs, donkeys, parrots, funny ducks
This is a big level. Uncle Dédé has adopted a pair of shorts with 10 laughing donkey heads? Normal. It's the redneck animal spirit style. You don't choose these shorts. They choose you.
Ideal for themed camping evenings: karaoke, 80s blind test or fart contest under the arbor.
How to wear your redneck shorts well
The cut: wide, elastic and clearly visible 💥
Good redneck shorts are like a good rosé: they have to be light but you can feel them . Choose mid-thigh cuts that let you see your hairy calves and that sit well on the waist (or what's left of them).
The association of the unspeakable 🤯
Don't be afraid to mix and match patterns. Pizza shorts with a "Same Mussel for Life" t-shirt? It's the ABC. The more eye-catching it is, the more it complements a good Ricard/pétanque vibe.
Bonus accessories 🎒🧢
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The Hawaiian shirt open on a bare torso (hairy, if possible)
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Flip-flops or slides + socks
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The bob or the Beauf cap (National Picole...)
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The "dollars, euros, beer..." napkin
What if we took our chutzpah further? 😎
Funny t-shirts not to be missed
At La Beaufitude by Jacky , shorts never go alone. They complement perfectly with our textile enormities like:
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The "I am moderation" t-shirt to not assume
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The "Grumpy but adorable" t-shirt for women
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The sailor disguise t-shirt if you want to end up as captain of the campsite
Sets for a 100% Jacky look
Want to go all the way? Opt for a duck or comic book print shorts and t-shirt set . A guaranteed "oh boy" effect at the beach snack bar.
And for big days: the Redneck USA overalls , patriotic up to the 8.6 in hand.
Care tips for your masterpiece 🧼
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Wash at 30°C, like your Donald briefs
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No ironing, the redneck doesn't iron (he smooths it with wet hands)
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Do not expose to excessive sunlight: pizza patterns may visually melt
In conclusion: own your style! 💪
Beauf beach shorts are more than just an item of clothing. They're a way of life. They're saying "fuck it" to good taste, simplicity, and versatility. They're saying yes to laughter, to the quirky, and to good times with friends.
So Kevin, what are you waiting for to shine this summer? Come take a look at our collection of redneck summer shorts and don't forget to check out our humorous t-shirts and funny summer accessories . Because redneckness is an art.
And above all, don't forget: the more cheesy it is, the more stylish it is.