Rotten Gifts That Make Life More Fun
If you're the type of person who wants to make an impression with a funny gift , a hilarious gift, or even a crappy gift , then you've come to the right place. Here at La Beaufitud e, we don't do things by halves or by refinement. We're proud to offer unique, offbeat, sometimes downright cheesy, but always memorable gifts . Besides, if you're looking for a funny gift idea for a retirement, a birthday, or just to annoy your friends (or your mother-in-law), you're in luck. Put on your sock-flip-flops, open a little can, and let's go for a round-up of the best of the worst!
Why Give a Funny Gift?
Because Life is Too Short to Be Serious.
Giving a redneck gift is a bit like making a nod to life. It's daring to be funny, provocative and tongue-in-cheek . Because let's be honest: receiving a "shitty gift" is always funny, whether it's for a retirement party, for Kevin's birthday, or even for Cindy and Dylan's housewarming party.
There's nothing like it to break the routine and trigger a good laugh.
- First reason: A fun gift is a guarantee that it won't be forgotten.
- Second reason: It sets the mood right away, especially if you come across friends who are fans of aperitifs (and we know we all have some).
- Third reason: You can find real gems, like a bottle opener in the shape of a penis or a poop mug, which will sit proudly in the victim's kitchen (or on their desk).
Plus, if you want to embrace your redneck side , at La Beaufitud e, we even have Ricard slippers, so you can hang out at home in an… unforgettable style! In short, a funny gift is anything but trivial. It’s a declaration of humor to the whole world.
Unique Gift, Redneck Gift: Proudly 100% Bad Taste (and We Own It!)
Here, we don't just make slightly ugly t-shirts or vaguely unusual gadgets. No, we go further, we look for the object that will make Jacky say: "Oh yeah, really... it's strong." And that 's the ultimate consecration . In our collection, you will find completely crazy home accessories, funny home decorations , and even something to liven up your evenings with a touch of bad taste that will make everyone laugh, except maybe your mother-in-law (and even then, who knows?).
We know how complicated it can be to find a fun gift idea for a birthday, a retirement or even for Christmas. People often expect classic gifts: perfume, books, sweaters... So imagine their face when they discover a pocket umbrella in the shape of a beer bottle, a middle finger candle, or an inflatable horse costume! That's the redneck spirit: to surprise, make people laugh, and leave a lasting memory.
Funny Gift Categories You Shouldn’t Miss
Because we know you have your preferences, we've categorized everything. This makes it easy to find the perfect item, whether it's for Stacy's birthday, Dylan's Father's Day, or Cindy's going away party. Here's a sneak peek:
- Redneck Clothing: cheesy T-shirts, funny caps and bucket hats , Ricard slippers, etc.
- Home Accessories: Testicle keyrings, poop mug, Macron & Trump toilet brush (yes, yes, they exist), unusual decorations for the car or living room.
- Party Games and Costumes : Inflatable costumes (unicorn, horse, etc.), drinking games, party gadgets to make the gallery laugh.
- Express Gifts: If you don't have time to wait, we have an express delivery category that sends heavy items in record time.
- Promo: Because we like to please our redneck customers, we always have offers on our bestsellers, like the Ricard hat or other crappy clothes and stupid decorations...
Funny Gift Idea for All Occasions
Let's not lie to ourselves, a funny gift goes everywhere. You can offer it for a wedding (yes, yes, why not?), for a housewarming, for Valentine's Day (if your relationship is solid, of course), or even for a bachelor/bachelorette party. Each event can be an opportunity to give a slightly redneck wink, just to remind that we are there to have fun.
And then, if you ever want to mark the occasion for a retirement, a birthday that you want to remember or the Oktoberfest, don't hesitate to opt for a retirement gift idea that is out of the ordinary: for example, a "shooter dispenser" in the shape of a gun, a penis bottle opener, or a stuffed animal in the shape of... you see, we're not going to go into detail about everything, but we have what you need.
In any case, don't forget that delivery is free for orders over €29.90. That's the cherry on the cake. If you just want a small, crappy gift for 10 bucks, it's possible, but if you're looking for a set or a crazy item and you spend over €29.90, hop, free delivery! Enough to motivate you to fill your basket with even more improbable finds.
The Tops of Beaufitude: Selection of Our Most Juicy Articles
Are you wondering what the site's must-haves are? What Jacky, Cindy, Kévin and Dylan are fighting over for their boozy evenings? Here is a small (non-exhaustive) selection of our flagship products. Hold on tight, it's a dream come true.
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Ricard Slippers
Because walking barefoot is overrated. With these Ricard flocked slippers, you'll be able to strut around the living room like an aperitif king. They're the ultimate accessory for a confident style, especially if you wear them with a neon bathrobe and a glass of pastis in hand. -
The Poop Mug
For those with a slightly scatological sense of humor, this poop-shaped mug (with a lid, please!) is a classic. Imagine the faces of your work colleagues when you arrive at a meeting with your steaming coffee in there. Guaranteed success (or disgust). -
The Macron & Trump Toilet Brush
This is a far cry from grandma's toilet brush. This one proudly displays the heads of our two companions, for a little moment of hygiene full of second degree. Admit that it's a shitty gift, in every sense of the word. -
The Borat String
For Borat fans, here is the string thong with suspender, this one, no one will expect it and you will make everyone laugh! Ideal for a loudmouth friend who likes to have fun! -
The Dick Cushion
You want to please your little wife and you're a big redneck? Offer her a magnificent cushion in the shape of a cock, believe me, she'll love it!
How to Choose the Perfect Funny Gift?
To avoid making mistakes, here are some tips:
- Know your target: If it's to offer Cindy, the selfie queen, a wacky beauty gadget or a slightly girly decorative accessory , it works perfectly. If it's for Dylan, the tuning fan, opt for something flashy, like a neon light for the car or a provocative sticker.
- Be proud of your bad taste: A redneck gift is a gift you assume. If you start thinking “Will he like it?”, you may be on the wrong track. You have to go all in, it’s all or nothing.
- Think about the usefulness (or not): Sometimes, a really rotten gift is a gift whose usefulness borders on nothing. But that's exactly what's funny! Otherwise, you can choose an everyday object (a bottle opener, a mug, slippers, etc.) but in an offbeat version.
- Check availability: At La Beaufitude, we have an express delivery category for last-minute gifts. If you're the type to plan ahead for the next day, this is the ideal option.
Shitty Gifts, Funny Home Decor, and Other Guilty Pleasures
We all have a friend or family member who loves to display kitsch stuff in their home. Maybe you too have a soft spot for a slightly dodgy wall sticker or a weird figurine to put on the shelf. Admit it, we're not judging you. On the contrary, we encourage this passion for kitsch and redneckism, because that's what spices up life.
So if you're looking for a funny home decoration for your living room, a funny gift for the kitchen , your bedroom or even your toilet, you'll find what you need on labeaufitude.fr. Between metal signs with dubious slogans ("Here, it's Jacky's, drinking is mandatory!"), key rings in the shape of testicles, or even giant penis-shaped stuffed animals (yes, they exist), you're spoiled for choice. And if someone asks you why you're displaying this in your home, you can proudly answer: "Because I'm worth it."
Gifts for All Budgets and Free Shipping over €29.90
You might think that these kinds of funny gifts cost a fortune. Well no, we're rednecks, but we're nice! We offer products for all budgets, from small gadgets costing a few euros to slightly more substantial objects, like the disco ball in the shape of... we'll let you imagine.
And the cherry on the cake: delivery is free for orders over €29.90. Suffice to say that if you buy two or three gifts to make your family or friends laugh, you quickly exceed this amount and hey presto, no shipping costs. In addition, we offer an express delivery category for those who wake up at the last minute (hello Kevin, we see you).
- Small gifts under €10: Key rings, stickers, bottle openers… Perfect for a crappy gift to give in a hurry.
- Gifts under €30: Mugs, party gadgets, t-shirts, caps… Ideal for making a nice package.
- Big gifts: Inflatable costumes, big improbable stuffed animals, XXL drinking game sets... Now we're entering the high level of redneck!
Retirement Gift Idea: Mark the occasion for Jacky’s departure!
When Jacky retires, you're not going to give him a simple box of chocolates or a set of pens, are you? No, what he needs is a memorable souvenir that reflects all those years spent joking around the coffee machine. At La Beaufitude, we have just the thing to make this moment unforgettable:
- An inflatable costume for his leaving party, so he can go around the office on a horse or a unicorn.
- A gun-shaped shooter dispenser, because retirement also means the freedom to drink without getting up early the next day.
- A humorous sign to hang in your garage, like “Warning, crazy retiree, we are no longer responsible for anything”.
- Ricard slippers, so he can enjoy his leisurely mornings in unique style.
Giving a funny retirement gift sets the tone: “Jacky, we’re going to miss you, but we hope you’ll continue to make us laugh with your redneck stories even after your last day at work!”
Beauf Evenings: When the Funny Gift Becomes the Star of the Party
Picture the scene: Kevin has organized a party at his house, with a barbecue, beer, and a playlist of old hits from the 80s. His friends show up, and each one brings their own funny little gift. It's a competition to see who can bring the most improbable object. In the end, you end up with a bunch of gadgets, each one more offbeat than the last: a drinking game like "Drinko", a Ricard bob, a shot gun, a unicorn inflator for the pool, etc.
The evening then takes a memorable turn, where each guest wants to try on the other's accessory, where selfies and stories follow one another, and where the laughter resonates even with the neighbors. That's the redneck spirit: conviviality, humor, irony. And if the next day, you wake up with a Trump cap on your head and a poop mug in your hand, you'll know that the evening was a success.
Conclusion – Join the Community of Beaufitude!
Giving a redneck gift is an act of bravery. It's accepting that life is too short to take yourself seriously, and that a good laugh is worth a thousand polite gestures. At labeaufitude.fr, we are committed to offering you the best of the worst: from funny gifts to hilarious gifts, including crappy gifts and the most improbable home decorations.
So, ready to make Jacky, Cindy, Stacy, Kévin and Dylan laugh? Ready to spice up a birthday, a retirement party or a simple aperitif with friends? Don't hesitate any longer and rush to discover our catalog. Remember that from 29.90€ of purchase, delivery is free. And if you're running late, take a look at our express delivery category.
La Beaufitude is more than a site: it's a state of mind, a tribute to fun, a call to laughter. Whether you're an avowed redneck or a budding joker, you're bound to find what you're looking for with us. Come on, we'll see you on the other side, and don't forget: "Too much seriousness kills seriousness, long live the funny gift!"